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Title: The Story of Why Ronon Is Super Awesome
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: G
Word Count: ?
Genre: CRACK (badfic, whatever)
Beta: N/A
Warnings: None.
Spoilers: None.
Summary: ... Yeah, I don't exactly know what to put here.

WARNING: IMAGE HEAVY.

It's about 600kb of images so yeah. If you're on dialup or shaped, just FYI.

( The Story of Why Ronon Is Super Awesome )

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Title: Mistletoe Is Parasitic
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~2130
Genre: Christmas, I tried for some angst, but I don't think it went too well.
Beta: F7 in Word
Warnings: None.
Spoilers: Vague cast spoiler for Season 4. I still haven't watched anything after Tabula Rasa.
Summary: Rodney Vs Mistletoe

Notes: Inspired by the Christmas theme over at mcsmooch but I didn't think it fit well enough.



( Mistletoe Is Parasitic )

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Title: You Only Ever Lose One
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~3000
Genre: AU, CRACK (Seriously)
Beta: F7 in Microsoft Word
Warnings: Just .. oh god. Technically it's none but, there SHOULD be some sort of warning for this.
Spoilers: None.
Summary: John and Rodney are socks. Yes, socks.

Author's Notes: Happy Birthday, abremaline. This is all your fault. Also it is now 3am and I have training in 6 hours so the ending sucks, sorry.



( You Only Ever Lose One )



I am so, so sorry. However, fear my bad Photoshop skills as I horrify you further with ...

Sock!Rodney, Sock!John, Sock!Teyla & Sock!Ronon


AU!Sock!Rodney if he'd chosen to be a sock for Russell T. Davies (Not done by me ... actually found this in a Google image search for a stencil to make something similar ... the internet is scary)

And may I please state now to my RL friends there will NOT be a sequel involving sock!mpreg and booties. There will not be a sequel PERIOD. So shut the fuck up, right now. My will is strong.

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Title: 5 Things Rodney Assumed About John That Were Totally Wrong And 1 That Was Totally Right.
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: G
Genre: 5 Things, Humour, First Time implied
Beta: N/A
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Summary: Please refer to title.



( 5 Things Rodney Assumed About John That Were Totally Wrong And 1 That Was Totally Right. )

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Title: Complimentary Escort Service
Pairing: John/Rodney, Rodney/Katie(minor)
Rating: R
Genre: First Time, Semi-Crack
Beta: berrynia. All mistakes left I gladly give the blame to her (even if it is mine.)
Warnings: Mild spoilers up to Tabula Rasa, and I haven't actually watched anything after that so should be safe.
Summary: Dating in the Pegasus galaxy is ill-advised, but unwanted advice is rarely heeded.
Feedback: Constructive criticism would be awesome. I've been out of the game for quite awhile.

Notes: Not quite crack ... not quite not-crack. It's been a long time since I wrote anything for any fandom so forgive me if I went a little overboard with clichés.

Further Notes: I do actually know what . one of those are. I thought I'd write a little differently than normal.



( Complimentary Escort Service )

Title: Stories of Friendly Kisses
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: G
Genre/s: Drabble, First Kiss
Beta: N/A
Warnings: None
Summary: John knows the story.

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( Stories of Friendly Kisses )